I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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