Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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