i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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