Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Still dying that you shit outside
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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