i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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