So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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