The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Pappa wants mamma naked
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
