It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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