this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
So squirting runs in the family.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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