Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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