I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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