if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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