Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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