Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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