Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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