going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I understand Curling. That high.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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