Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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