There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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