operation have a gay friend backfired
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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