Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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