Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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