i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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