Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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