Porn is love you can see.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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