Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
