Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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