Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I party with great urgency now.
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