You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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