how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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