fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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