i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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