Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
where am i from again
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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