After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
How external is "for external use only"?
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
