I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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