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im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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