I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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