I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize
