So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Is it because I queefed?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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