you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'm determined to sit on that face.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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