I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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