Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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