He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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