No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
ok first of all what the fuck
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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