whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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