Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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