Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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