was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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