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ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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