"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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