I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
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