i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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