I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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