At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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