You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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