The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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