Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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