You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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