He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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